Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
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Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
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Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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