This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
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On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
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We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
did i just pee glitter
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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