There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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