Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
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yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
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In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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