Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
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ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
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Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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