yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
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it was like having sex with a tree stump
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
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Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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