then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
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How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
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GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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