Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
actually, I'm a sock model
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
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my phone cant type all the emotion im having
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
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I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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