just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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