Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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