So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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