On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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