No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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