There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
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It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
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Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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