I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
