He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
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Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
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Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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