Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
21 Dirty Secrets From Bachelor/Bachelorette Parties That Have Destroyed Marriages
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
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dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.