you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
25 Of The Most Cringeworthy Internet Stalking Fails
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
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Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.