Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?

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(250): View more from British Columbia

do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?

(1-250): View more from British Columbia

tequila

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences

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(604): View more from British Columbia

I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex

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(503): View more from Oregon

just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care

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(773): View more from Illinois

oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever

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(219): View more from Indiana

I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.

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(847): View more from Illinois

You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.

(580): View more from Oklahoma

It would have only made it one day at my place.

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