whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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