i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
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tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
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Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo