Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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