At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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