3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
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