Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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