I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
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This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
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It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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