You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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