The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Sex in the backyard? Check.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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