i just had sex bonerless
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
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Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
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I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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