my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
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my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
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How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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