Non-Jews are for practice
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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