Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
smell my finger.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
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