THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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