so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
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I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
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So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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