I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
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Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
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All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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