I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
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Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
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Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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