It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
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I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
You're like the curious george of whores
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
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He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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