She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
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This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
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Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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