She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
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Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
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let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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