We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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