It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
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I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
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he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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