it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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