I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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