it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
where are you?
Hypothermia
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Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
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Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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