you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
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I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
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But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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