I didn't shave. On purpose
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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