Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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