I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
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Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
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Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
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