i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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