I think i sorta joined a cult last night
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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