I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
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When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
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Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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