dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
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After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
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Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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