It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
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Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
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hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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