Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
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Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
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I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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