my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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