why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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