he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
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Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
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Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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