well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Randomize
